Lego Porn
	This site claims to be the official web page for lego porn. - need we say more.

Category: Adult	Submited by: Kevin Lloyd

Hats of Meat
	One always looks neat, in a hat made from meat. (Mark Twain) - Though hats fashioned from various meats are currently enjoying a renaissance in this new millennium, few people realize just how long this alternative haberdashery has been in existence... As Y2K fears came and went, meat hats ascended to the favored status that they rightfully enjoy today.

Category: Fashion	Submited by: Pete - The Altervistas Team

Furniture Porn
	Welcome to the HOTTEST site on the Web for hardcore furniture action! If you're ready to see some hot, horny home furnishings get their freak on then you're in the right place!! You won't believe what our furniture will do! It'll make you pop your springs and throw your pillows!!

Category: Adult	Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster

Windows RG (Really Good Edition)
	This is the Windows RG (Really Good Edition) Demo page. Far more stable than any edition of windows to date. (run it in your web browser, requires flash plugin)

Category: Software	Submited by: Ben

Fling that cow!
	Check this out! Click on the catapult to fling the cow. The longer you hold the button down, the longer it will fly. Hit the target to get yourself on the scoreboard. - This is a great time waster!!

Category: Games	Submited by: The amazing Coneil

Don't have sex with Jar Jar Binks
	Please don't have sex with Jar Jar Binks! This one is a classic. A must see!

Category: People	Submited by: The AlterVistas Team

Stick Figure Fight Site!
	"Stick figures have been killing each other in new and glorious ways since well before the web came along (large exercise books having been invented well before the animated gif). This latest incarnation is doing the rounds - a long load, and an even longer show, but worth it for the grand Matrix-inspired finish. Great stuff." - theFridayThing.com

Category: Movies	Submited by: Lloydie

Gummybear Sex
	Enter the wonderful world of Gummybear Sex, features all the Gummybears favorite sex positions. Make sure you also check out the vacation Gummybear exhibitionism page.

Category: Adult	Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster

Super Bad
	Do you understand? this will keep you busy for ages.

Category: Entertainment	Submited by: The AlterVistas Team

Build Your Own Cow
	The Ultimate Build Your Own Cow Page!!! - Version 2.05. This is a cow. A different cow than most others. Arguably the most modular cow in exsitence. Select required ammount of each CowModule!

Category: Cows	Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster

Bonsai Kitten
	Ever seen those bonsai trees? You have to restrict where they grow... so they stay small and cute... well, now theres a kitty kat version.

Category: Cats	Submited by: The incredulous Coneil

Pot Humor
	The largest collection of funny marijuana pics in the world! Lots of marijuana pics, pictures, cartoons, animations, sounds, games, skins, how to's and much more! Come take our hilarious Weed Security Test, or send a funny marijuana greeting card!

Category: Drugs	Submited by: webmaster

Pornolize
	Convert any website into a porn website. This will have you in stitches when you convert your very own website into a pornographic website instantly. (Sorry no pornographic pictures included)

Category: Computers & Internet	Submited by: Steve

Scaletric Simulator
	For those of you who want that scaletric thrill but haven't got the floor space... a fantastic racing game, build your own track or select a preset, 1 or 2 players!!

Category: Simulators	Submited by: Lloydie

Lifesize cardboard cutouts
	Over 350 lifesize cardboard cutout people, including New Kids on the Block, Bill Clinton & Pikachu.

Category: Shopping	Submited by: The AlterVistas Team

Send a Turd
	what are you waiting for? Order a Turd for your special someone today! Ordering is fast, secure and easy. They make a great gag gift, birthday present, present for your boss, your ex, or for any other occasion. If you dont want to pay you can also send a free virtual turd!

Category: Shopping	Submited by: Linzy

Scary Squirrel World
	We've got the photographs, photos, pictures and information about the squirrel threat to mankind! also, games, stories, puzzles, and more...

Category: Rodents	Submited by: The AlterVistas Team

Crazy Drunk Guy.
	Some drunk guy who keeps calling the wrong number.

Category: Phone Conversations	Submited by: The AlterVistas Team

Name that Candy Bar
	Can you identify the candybar by looking at the cross section?

Category: Food	Submited by: The AlterVistas Team

How to Kill Squirrels
	This page was produced by Drew who is also the guy responsible for lego porn.

Category: Rodents	Submited by: Kevin Lloyd