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The Cyber Toaster Musium
The Cyber Toaster Musium
This museum is devoted mainly to North American electric toasters, but the museum is looking forward to being able to include more examples of pre-electric toasting devices and having a better representation of toasters from all over the world.
Category: Museums Submited by: Dr. Strange
   
Flowbee Precision Home Haircut System
Flowbee Precision Home Haircut System
The FLOWBEE Vacuum Haircut System allows you to create the most popular haircut styles. FLOWBEE can cut your hair from 1/2" to 6" long in any 1/4" increments. Simply select the desired spacer depending on the length you want your haircut. Then attach the spacer to your Flowbee. Haircut styles of your choice are easy and clean. Longer than 6" haircut is possible with the addition of more spacers available on the parts page.
Category: Gadgets Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
Neck Brace Art Appreciation Klub (NBAK)
Neck Brace Art Appreciation Klub (NBAK)
NBAK started out as a small but dedicated group of regular folks who share a common interest in "recreational & artistic" neck and back bracing. Over the years, NBAK has grown to thousands of dedicated fans from across the country and around the world. At NBAK you will find hundreds of high quality digital images and videos of beautiful women and men artistically poised in a plethora of movement restricting medical braces. They also have a message board, where you can share your experiences and thoughts with other brace fans from around the world.
Category: Adult Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
Lancaster Farming CowCam
Lancaster Farming CowCam
The Lancaster Farming Cow Cam is focused on the cows eating in the spacious comfort barn at Kreider's Dairy Farm, Manheim, Pennsylvania. The cows stand on rubber flooring to eat, with freedom to move about as desired. When they sleep in one of the 1,116 comfort stalls, more than enough for everyone, mattresses cushion their weight for a good night's rest. Even the lighting in the 95,200 square foot building is designed to provide periods of darkness as a natural part of the cows' environment.
Category: Web Cams Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
World Toilet Organization (WTO)
World Toilet Organization (WTO)
WTO is a non-profit organization, established in Singapore in 2001. The organization communicates the need for better toilet standards in both the developed and developing economies of the world and provides a service platform for all toilet associations, related organizations and committed individuals to facilitate an exchange of ideas, health and cultural issues.
Category: Societys Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
George W Bush Speech Writer
George W Bush Speech Writer
Have you ever wondered how the US president comes up with his speeches? Well, this tool leaked from the White House is how. Simply use your mouse to drag and drop words and phrases from the Bush speech bank, once you are happy with your creation hit play to hear it spoken by George Bush.
Category: Politics Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
The Dolphin Sky Foundation
The Dolphin Sky Foundation
The Dolphin Sky Foundation is a non-profit organization that was formed to honor and spread the teachings and wisdom of Akiryon Baba Yat, ascended master and, in previous lives, emperor, sage, mystic, itinerant cobbler and navigator. It was in his last incarnation he became aware of the wisdom and holiness of the dolphin, as his ship, lost in a gale in the year 239 AD off the coast of what is now South Africa, was destroyed with all hands excpet for Akiryon who was saved by a freindly dolphin.
Category: Religion Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
Star Asciimation Wars
Star Asciimation Wars
Simon Jansen has digitally remastered the Lucus Arts classic Star Wars using only ASCII characters! The fully animated ASCII epic is available for free viewing using his special Asciimation java applet.
Category: Movies Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
Joanne Hull - The Animal Communicator
Joanne Hull - The Animal Communicator
Joanne Hull always knew she was different to all the other children, she collected every stray animal that passed her way, her back yard resembled a local zoo and she was constantly surrounded by animals. As Joanne grew up she found she could actually talk with the animals and most significantly hear back what the animals had to say! Joanne now uses her animal communication skills to make a living running animal communication workshops and selling her book.
Category: Animals Submited by: Animal Friend
   
Orc Magazine
Orc Magazine
Orc Magazine is an online magazine collection made for Orks, Goblins, Hobgoblins, Gremlins, Ridgelings and all other manner of green-skinned Orcs. Free sample magazines are provided from thier most popular titles including, "New Orker", "Popular Orc Mechanics", "Orc Food Digest", "National Orc Geographic", and the x-rated "Play Orc".
Category: Articles Submited by: Paul Kinsella
   
Baked Bean Museum Of Excellence
Baked Bean Museum Of Excellence
The Baked Bean Museum of Excellence was conceived and created whilst Captain Beany had a 'half-baked' idea to allow devotees with a 'full- blown' addiction to Baked Beans to visit this truly remarkable and worlds only visual haricot heaven! Situated in picturesque Port Talbot in the United Kingdom, the Museum has already attracted media global attention and visitors from all walks of life are truly astounded by the wide diversity of it all.
Category: Museums Submited by: Captain Beany
   
Woodlouse Recipes
Woodlouse Recipes
Woodlice smell of fish when they cook and add a crunchy texture and a slight fishy taste to food. For best results Woodlice should be raised on clean paper and fed with potato for a number of days before using. Before you cook them they must be killed, this occurs instantly by placing the Woodlice in a sieve and then pouring boiling water over them.
Category: Recipes Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
Deathwish Industries
Deathwish Industries
Deathwish Industries have made a fatalistic selection of short movies featuring tales in which mentally deficient people suffer from bad accidents, fall prey to masked murderers, and drink lots of beer! Their elite special effects and quality acting make these clips a viewing pleasure. Don't go down the video store tonight simply download their collection of movies, sit down with a can of beer, a bottle of ketchup, tune in your favourite media player, and be thrilled by these high budget, high drama productions.
Category: Movies Submited by: John Savage
   
International Federation of Competitive Eating
International Federation of Competitive Eating
The International Federation of Competitive Eating, Inc. supervises and regulates eating contests in their various forms throughout the world. The IFOCE helps to ensure that the sport remains safe, while also seeking to achieve objectives consistent with the public interest namely, creating an environment in which fans may enjoy the display of competitive eating skill.
Category: Sports Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
Neo-Monster Island
Neo-Monster Island
Neo-Monster Island is (possibly) the most enthusiastic Godzilla Fan Page EVER! Home of the Twisted Kaiju Theater, featuring the red hot, scaly, city-destroying, anime babes, the Kaiju Girls.
Category: Cartoons & Comics Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
George W. Bush or Chimpanzee
George W. Bush or Chimpanzee
Bill Feldspar has decided George W. Bush looks like a Chimpanzee. His little project "Bush or Chimp" presents photographic evidence with a collection of Bush or Chimp comparison pictures.
Category: Politics Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
Alison's PantsCam
Alison's PantsCam
Alison's believes that we've always wanted to get into her pants, so she has come up with a system providing the entire world a constant live video feed from her underwear. The PantsCam uses PC/104 compliant single board computer (SBC) with a low-power 486DX5-133 CPU, running two PCMCIA cards providing video capture and wireless Ethernet. The entire assembly is strapped to Alison's belt and then a camera is attached and inserted in her pants. The websites client-side Java applet lets you connect to her equipment, and see what's going on in Alison's pants 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
Category: Hardware Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
The Lost Frog
The Lost Frog
Sometime around September of 2003 fliers appeared in the Seattle area, proclaiming the loss of what appeared to be a small boy's frog named "Hopkins". About a year later some Seattle-based bloggers started the lost frog website starting with the flier and then continued with humorous visual riffs on the flier. Later after much research they managed track down the person who drew the fliers.. a sixteen-year-old autistic boy.
Category: Lost & Found Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
Fainting Goats
Fainting Goats
Fainting goats are a slightly smaller version of the standard goat, who, believe it or not, thanks to a genetic condition, actually seem to faint when they are startled. The breed has several names the most common are Myotonic, Tennessee Fainting, Nervous, and Scare goats. The names refer specifically to myotonia congenita, a condition in which the muscle cells experience prolonged contraction when the goat is startled.
Category: Animals Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   
Renta Midget
Renta Midget
What's the one thing sure to liven up any party? How about a midget? Rent A Midget, are a fast growing California company that rents out midgets (little people) to 'hang out at parties'. The midget entertainment options range from Midget Strip Shows, to Christmas Cookie Servers or Office Pranks. "After working out all the kinks of a new business", Rent A Midget promise this year will be "bigger and better than ever!!!"
Category: Services Submited by: Ben - The AlterMaster
   

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